Score: 8

"everyone loves fart jokes...."

submission: Small Problem

date: May 7, 2006

i like fart jokes too! :D as long as they are good fart jokes.... this one was kinda stolen from rocketman, but other than that, you did a nice job on the lip syncing (helluvalot better than I ever will... that crap is hard for a noob like me) but I kinda like the houston guy being scrawny and the astronauts being huge and muscular... just now it is in real life! so... yeah... PIZZA!

Score: 7

"nice..."

submission: EA: Coming Soon!

date: May 7, 2006

hehe... i know its a trailer and all... so i kinda expected it to be short... tee hee.... one of the first things i've found in the "recently submitted" section that was actually good! oh well nice job. hope to see the series soon!

Score: 1

"jeeze..."

submission: Stwaberycock

date: May 7, 2006

whats with the clock haters... jeeze... i will have to refrain myself from cussing you out... good bye and bad day to you, sir!

Score: 10

"ass."

submission: M is Bad!

date: May 6, 2006

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an abomination May 6, 2006
Reviewed by: PlKANJ0 Overall Score: 0
I don't give straight 0's across the board anymore. So that may clue you in that this is one of the worst cartoons I have seen in months.

First of all, your author comments. "Kids don't watch this. Go and sing with Barney instead." This makes me think that you are 12 years old. But alas, your profile reveals that you are 23! My mouth agape, I proceed to wonder what makes you think homosexual spritecapades are for mature adult audiences, when really the only people who find such juvenile things humorous are indeed chidren.

Moving on to the actual cartoon (!), I was annoyed from the start with your Where's Waldo-esque menu, where I encountered several annoying sound effects until I finally found your play button. After that was over I see you have not only spent your precious time ripping sprite sheets, but they are some of the worst sprites I have ever seen. What is up with Mario and Peach's enormous pupils? They look like aliens.

That aside, the content of your cartoon is probably your biggest downfall. I have nothing against "random" or "aimless" cartoons, per se. But this is the most unstructured, poorly written, developed and conceived cartoon I have ever seen. It is so obviously uncontrived and artless that I could hardly sit through the whole thing. In fact, I didn't. And I pity anyone who does. I saw this cartoon for free, but I believe you owe me at least twenty dollars for sitting through half of this.

Your sense of humor is so arid it makes me want to dry heave. I don't have diversity stickers all over the back of my car, but lay off with the homosexual jokes. Men getting erections and penetrating the nearest living object is so primordial in its conception that it has never been funny since the dawn of time, and is a fair sign that whoever thought it was funny - in this case, you - is an immature, shut-in, spoon-fed halfwit.

I imagine you must be a very annoying person to talk to in real life. I'm sure you have few friends and spend most of your time locked indoors with a high-speed connection and an unrivaled collection of fetish hentai to accompany your pathetic flash creations. If your life was jeopardy there'd only be one category: I'm ugly and alone. And even the thousand dollar question would be easy, because anyone who makes as shallow and uninteresting flash movies as these simply cannot be an interesting person. It's impossible.

It's because you can't come up with anything on your own. This is generic Mario flash movie number who-knows-what, and to top it off, this is laced with pathetic humor. You stole everything from the lowest trenches of the animation world, you can't go any lower. Everything in this cartoon is either coprighted, immensely lame, or both. I have to congratulate on one thing, though. For someone with about two brain cells, I'm surprised you were even able to create a flash movie. Really, kudos to you for that. Now you can do us all a favor by quitting the flash business. It will save yourself plenty of time. I mean, I'm sure you're a busy person. I'm sure you have a life, job, family, friends, places to go, parties to attend. Mature, adult things. Not anything those senile internet trolls who make homoerotic sprite flash cartoons do.

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dude, you're an ass. if you dont like that kind of thing... why the hell are you on newgrounds. its people like you that.... uuhhmm.... whatever the flash was awesome.

Score: 8

"eehh...."

submission: Suppressed Emotions 4

date: May 5, 2006

its not exactly what the newgrounds audience usually likes.... not the whole audience of course.... but from the people ive seen and all.... most people prolly wont like it. i havent read teh reviews... but i guess it did get on the front page. im getting off track though. i liked it so i guess its ok... sorry bout all the 0's. there wasnt really any violence interactivity OR humor that was supposed to be in it... i dont think... but yeah pretty cool.... nice representation of the.... aw screw it i dont know what im talking about....

Score: 9

"I find that to be of high comedic value!"

submission: "Pico - The After Years"

date: May 5, 2006

hehe... picos a murderer... still... nice.... boom bang pop!

Score: 5

"MONKEY!"

submission: Monkey Madness III

date: May 5, 2006

ATTACK OF THE KILLER BANNANA! although... if i were that monkey, i'd have taken it anyways... cus bannanas are COOL!

Score: 8

"pretty bad... pretty bad...."

submission: Gun: Episode 1 - Part 1

date: May 5, 2006

bad in a good way, that is... nice how you left off just as teh knife.... ooops sorry, spoiler....

Score: 10

"boom!"

submission: Pico's Unloaded: The Game

date: May 4, 2006

i love it... i couldnt get the controls at first, because it said it was controlled by the keyboard, not the mouse, but being the expert gamer i am :D i figured it out.... nice job on it though...

Score: 7

"cool, but...."

submission: Taco Run

date: May 4, 2006

some of the jokes i kinda expected.... like the "ill never leave you again" part. still funny though